I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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