On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
