I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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She bit a glass in half.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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