He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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