I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
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Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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