Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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