yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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