Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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