I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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