what if I'm pregnant?
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where am i from again
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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