in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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