He is an equal opportunity slut.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I need water and some morals
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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