Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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