SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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