So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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it's great music for shaving your balls
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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