you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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