? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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