What a fucking waste of an outfit
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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