he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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