take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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