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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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