haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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