I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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