he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
How did I end up in the pool?!
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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