I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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