I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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