i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i now understand why vodka
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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