You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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