What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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