The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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