she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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