Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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