you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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