If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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