brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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