just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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