I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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