did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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