My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I still have a little drunk in my system
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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