maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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