Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
my being single is dangerous.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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