just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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