If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I pour the whiskey from now on
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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