STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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