Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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