Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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