remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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