Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
