I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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