She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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