Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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