then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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